Date: 2008-05-05 10:11 Subject: My Inner John Malkovich Security: Public

Some aspects of my personality I cannot fully explain. We all have things like this I suppose; little quirks or idiosyncracies that make us each unique, even when many times we can't explain them or how we even got them in the first place. I recently stumbled upon a new one of mine, and I thought I'd share it as it is pretty odd even for me. Recently when I get pissed off about something, I've begun to hear an inner John Malkovich start yelling "MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!" with a Russian accent. I don't literally "hear" John going off his rocker, I am not that crazy, but I do get a flashback to this scene from the movie Rounders. (If you haven't seen it, then this will be a huge spoiler for you, but I have to link it.)



I don't know if this inner Malkovich will be a permanent thing, but for the time being at least I can't get ticked off without laughing a little bit to myself.

And John, if you are reading this, I loved your performance you Son of Beech!